Eating Japanese with Mother
August 19th 2008 10:23
Can I please have a fork for my mother? Thankyou. I'm sure its clean mother. They're not deaf mother. I'm not yelling at you. Mum you are embarrassing me, why did you wear your shirt tucked in. No don’t order Teriyaki beef. It's so shopping centre. No we are not having Tempura prawns mother. Because it's pedestrian. Yes two serves of raw beef please. Don’t kick me under the table. Just try it once, one little bit. Put lots of the sauce on it. Well it's not weird to them is it? Yes we can stop at McDonalds on the way home. I don’t know what’s in the dressing. Probably ginger. Waygu is expensive. Because it’s nice that’s why. No they don’t have it at Coles. Miso is meant to be cloudly like that. I think it’s tofu and seaweed. Don’t eat it then. Spit it in your napkin. Yes you can buy it in Coles. They import it. About $5 a pack. Asahi is a Japanese beer, yes its nice. No I’m not drunk. I’ve had one sake. Well you’re driving anyway. You should have said earlier if you wanted me to drive, how was I to know you don't have your glasses. I’m assuming it's cooked mother. Yes I’m sure they would cook Calamari. I won’t ask her mother, it’s too late we have already ordered it. Aren’t you brave eating chicken on a stick. Use your fork.Shit. No one saw. Just pick it up quickly. 3 second rule. Too late. Kick it under the table. Not on my side. Yes the little containers for sauces are lovely aren’t they. Yes it would be a lot of washing up. I don't know why they have small plates. Yes, maybe that’s why there aren’t many fat Japanese people. I don’t know what sumiso means, it’s got avocado, you like avocado. Well you pick something then. No they don’t have fried rice. I don’t know why. They didn’t invent it, that’s why. Yes lovely presentation. Ornate bowls. Probably from a wholesaler. China town. No Kylie Kwong's Chinese, she says so on her show. You're right, you never see her with a man. No it’s not like a normal meal. You wouldn't be hungry if you ate the Gyozas. I don't think they have Geisha's in Australia. Don't you dare ask her. You have the last piece. I had 4 bits of the calamari. You were in the toilet. Because it's fun to try new things mother.
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